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 04.04.2016
I go home at night, a 30-year-old man catches me and asks me to smoke. I say no. Here he begins to tell that he has just returned from the border, a time served. While they were going, he several times offered to serve him beer, such as "brother Aida tasted beer, we will mark my return, yet he returned from the army."

A few days later I go home again at night and again he stands (but this time drunk). Again he approaches me asking for a cigarette, and adds that he has just dropped out of the area. I say no. Here he issued the phrase "blay, here that rabbits are not respected at all."

I look forward to the next meeting, probably next time he will say that he has just returned from the moon.
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