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 04.04.2016
Review on the site of one of the major stores of computer equipment on a notebook for 160 kilorubies.

Dignity
A wonderful device! Quiet, cool and merciless to any millisecond delays. True, I had to organize life and leisure for this device - the first laptop in the family, for the purchase of which they decided to take a mortgage. But now there is universal Happiness around: the brother stopped drinking and went to school again, the parents changed the furniture in Feng Shui, three times a week they mistakenly deliver other people's sushi and don't take money, the neighbor upstairs on the day exploded a barrel with a barrel and through the ceiling glass to us in the bathroom, and the rats from us moved to him... after the acquisition of Predator we lived in a new way and in turn we bend the local school community in chess online at maximum settings.
shortcomings
Admired and blinded by its glow in a radius of 57 meters. I had to order a special protected box, from which broadcasts are devoted to the imboundness of the device. In the open terrain, passing by people begin to behave as victims of the zombie apocalypse: unclearly splashing and leaking saliva try to get to the note through any natural obstacles, crowding and posing a danger to themselves and others.
Commentary
I strongly recommend the purchase. It is worth setting up a house, selling a kidney, or staying in sexual slavery for a year or two.
Source: http://bash.im
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