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 11.04.2016
I was visited by witnesses of the Great Pension.
“Put your savings into our black hole and you will get an unprecedented wealth!”
I say to them, “Girls, taking into account the increase in retirement age, I am at least 35 years old before retirement. Thirty-five years ago there was the Soviet Union, thirty-five years before that there was the Second World War, and thirty-five years before that there was the Russian Empire. I’m sorry, but I don’t see any prospects in your fund.”
We did not have a conversation...
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