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 11.04.2016
lately somehow does not stick with personal life - fans perform each other cleaner.
I send a picture to a friend with the text: "I love to eat salty fish, but I don't want to shake my hands, so I ask my mom to clean it and put it in my mouth, and in exchange she makes me knock in my palms and make sounds like a trumpet. Vitaly, 32 years"
A friend asks: have you found a new man? ?
Not in the face, but in the eye.
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