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 12.04.2016
For several years, he broke up between his family and his mouse. All this time he suffered morally, because at home his wife and child were waiting for him, and the mistress walked around rental apartments. Finally his conscience could not stand. He decided to act like a true gentleman: to marry a mistress, and transport her to himself.

said and done. The ex-wife and child were courteously exposed at the door. And with the mistress they played a wedding, and began to build a happy marriage. Advice, as they say, yes love!

I recently met him: lost weight, drowned, small eyes run frightened. They talked.

Immediately after marriage, the mouse was replaced. From a playful girl, she turned into a sturdy aunt, and the formation of the Matriarchate took place in the family.

Another sad circumstance is pathological jealousy, because:

A mouse knows that the spouse is not faithful (who knows how she does not know it).

B) Mouse knows all of his donjuan tricks (because before his former wife he usually excused her/her).

In this regard, any meetings with friends, corporations, fishing and so on are prohibited in the family. The phone and correspondence of the spouse are checked daily. There is a check call every hour. In other words, the situation is close to fiasco.

I tried as much as I could to encourage him. But at this moment, the happy spouse was called by the Mouse, and he, relying on the phone, ran somewhere.



Gleb Ponomarev ©
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