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 12.04.2016
I remember working in the export department of a large factory. We sold the tubes. I translated our Soviet guests into English for the Chinese so that they could do the same for our guests. One big contract for a lot of money dragged us into a long job hole without weekends. I watched the movie while that. The film was “House of Wax Figures”. The employee asks how I feel about the movie, I say the movie fucking, but one plus is that Peris Hilton is coolly killed. It is wrapped in a tube. The employee asked, “Which tube?” I answered without blinking the eye with "the seamless austenitic tenth." Then pause and roast.
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