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 12.04.2016
I bought jeans today. I went into the sample, I sample... suddenly, I hear, a male voice is delivered from the neighboring cabin (with such a capricious intonation, in a scream, breaking into a whisper).

Don’t make me wear that shit!

- Well, Serezh... - a woman’s voice, quite calm, sounded.

Wear them because you like them.

The jeans are good.

Are you stupid? I want the same ones you brought me from Italy that year!!! to

But...

I want them! All of it!! to

In this spirit, five minutes. I came out of the sample and saw how the capricious Sereza (years 25 in sight) threw a woman (years 40-45) in the face of jeans and with the words "You ruined my day!" Leaving the store...

I don't know who it was or who those people were, but I had a desire to catch Serez and fuck him.
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