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 13.04.2016
Sam258: Saturday morning I really wanted an egg. I put two eggs in the cooker. A cat of the Abyssinian breed is rotating. The cat is very curious and used to explore - what is there spit and parit. In order for the cat to not shrink, I shouted: "Do not smell my eggs - you will be burned!" The wife stumbled from the bathroom to the kitchen to appreciate such a shame.
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