XXX: Witness, what did you do that day?
Zzz: I decided to boil and sell vodka.
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ZZZ: by Nothing Just a vodka. I found it and decided to sell.
XX: Do you understand that you have confessed to the crime in court? What is it called theft?
zzz: No, it’s called "collimate".
XX: Do you know what you are doing?
Zzzz: Sorry I am worried. Today I am at such an event for the first time.
XX: If you continue in the same spirit, it will definitely not be the last time.