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 13.04.2016
At one time, I just started working in the surgical department of one of the hospitals of the Leningrad region and was surprised that some patients were tied to beds.

This question was asked by one of the nurses.

She told me a very interesting story.



The patient came with an exacerbation of the "protein", plus then as it turned out he was still diagnosed with schizophrenia. His symptoms were removed under the dropper and he calmed himself, he says thank you. And in the morning, a new doctor came in, he enters the chamber, and there is hell curse. The patient is sitting, and in front of him the bed is burning, everyone jumped out of the chamber, and the doctor is really a healthy man and not a coward. He asks, “Semen Semenovich, why did the bed burn? "He turns his head and smiles and answers, 'But here you are a fool, I slept with my wife. The doctor turns on the back and he is in the corridor, the nurses are locked in the procedure, and he is there to them there is a iron door and a grille. But in the office room, where the doctors usually sat wooden and brown, this piroman broke the door, found the keys from the floor of the department and a bottle of vodka, used and gained strength went to the dining room and grabbed a knife to cut bread, as the machete looks, and also made a tough from a bench. At this time called a cellular mint doctor, by the way, they come to the hospital quickly. The door to the department was still open and they entered, thinking that it was a kind of alchemy and their authority, they will understand him. But seeing this miracle with the machete and also he broke the glass made a second sword)) ran into the procedure to the survivors. The doctor said to them, “Are you lying?“The answer is that for 20k a month they don’t want to die. And this hardcore fan closed the department and started running down the floors, but all the floors were closed, they were warned in time. It runs from 1st to 5th floor. From the reception room, the OMON was already called, who pushed him up with shields, he apparently understood that there was nowhere to go, jumped out of the window to the transition between the bodies, it was probably three meters and tried to escape, only there was nowhere to go back, the OMONovs caught him there and cut him off. Then I understood why people are bound, the doctor and the nurses were free, and every time this beautiful man acted (and it was a couple more times) I bound him like ropes in the sea, firmly and reliably, and I went to check, every hour...
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