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 17.11.2008
Well, you know, I read the revelations on the subject I am a young worker, my parents did not help, and I have a car for $ 60,000, and you don't hurt.
Or this here.
"That is a good thing! I am a girl, 24 years old, weighing 50 kg, height 163, chest 3rd size, I have a red degree of engineer (in / o), I am studying in postgraduate and 2nd high school, I have a 2-room apartment 80 m2, I have a car and a salary of 35 thousand rubles, a quick promotion to the head of the department. Blonde, not scary, ready for sex with her loved one always, everywhere and wherever, I do not betray, I do not drink... I like to read books, walk, cook. Men, I agree, there are among you and worthy representatives of your tribe, but a minority of them. And such fools who spend all their time on Dota, Starcraft, porn and beer, complaining about the bad babes, small breasts and stupid eyes of your girls. You need it!!and "

Listen, I am 25, I do in the months a little more (eighth day, work for days, do not bowl dumb, in warcraft, etc. I’ve never played at all, I don’t waste money), but I don’t have my own apartment and car. Maybe I’m not doing that??? Do I do something wrong?
Though... Who prevents me from saying that I fuck you all in the mouth here, I ride a bandley, and I change girls every two hours.
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