My 5 year old daughter learns the word “pizzer” and uses it correctly. I explain that this is a bad word. That if adults, I or my mom, accidentally say it - it's very bad. And if a little girl says it, it is very, very, very bad.

I understood? I ask.

I understood.

What did you understand? and repeat.

If you or your mom say this word, it’s very bad.

If I am, it is shit.