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 19.04.2016
and em. A washing machine is such a foolish tool that learning to use it on its own is too difficult for a foolish uncle?

>> Mothers who practice hyper-care have the superpower from childhood to repel the desire to be independent in their household. Threats and humiliations. For example, the first time teaching to cook soup, you can mix a child with dirt ten times because he does not know where the ingredients and dishes are stored. Despite the fact that for this reason he is learning and learning. Particularly chic - if you have moved something to a new place for a while before that. Luke has been lying here for a hundred years, and you don’t know?Of course, the bearded noble don could group up, take the risk of breaking the machine and pouring the neighbors, and in the absence of a mother to understand the arrangement of the satanic aggregate... But it is necessary to take into account that here plays rather not some rational fear for the apparatus, but the murder of years of subtle bullying the reflex of submission.
And yes, then such parents sit surprised. Because the son or in the age of forty can still not put the blanket in the carpet (for which it is always possible to humiliate it once again, for the carpet), or breaks out of under the wings and then for some reason does not want to communicate with a loving mom.
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