I once served in the Navy. We went on a campaign for 4 months and the ship, fighting the Pacific and Atlantic oceans, lost its appearance. The officer ordered it to be painted. In order to repaint everything, you must first remove the old paint. And here we, already a couple of weeks, go to our hometown with hamsters in our hands, brushes in our teeth and thoughts of long-awaited freedom in our heads.

I am standing, submissively performing the role of a hammer - knocking a hammer on the cover to lick the old paint.There behind the back appears a botzman (School 2 on 2) and says:

It’s like a boat! it’s like a girl! it’s like a boat.

How would you say.

Standing I gently knock the hammer, as the assistant commander approaches and says:

This is a battle ship! Fight more hard! It is like a pitch!

So he knocked.