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 21.04.2016
I had already thought that the spammers-idiots had translated... no.

Your battery is severely damaged by a virus (4)!
We found that your Motorola Motorola RAZR at 28.1% is damaged by a malicious virus (4) obtained from recent visits to adult sites.It will soon damage your SIM card, phone contacts, photos, data, apps, etc.

Now I wait for this malicious virus to break my screen, the body to develop and a nuclear explosion :)
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