Jesus of the Brain

A 33-year-old resident of California claims that the accident she caused was because she saw the image of Jesus in the KitKat barrel. Marlo Thomas said she was driving south on highway I-15, as she suddenly wanted to eat sweets. She says, “This feeling came up suddenly, I felt like I needed sugar. I picked up the chocolate, opened it, and when I bite a piece, I couldn’t believe my eyes. It was Jesus! I mean, right there, in my chocolate bar! It was like he told me I was chosen. I closed my eyes and started praying, thanking Him for the revelation.

According to Thomas, the collision with the car that was in front of her occurred during a prayer. The speed of the collision was 75 miles per hour. The car, which was hit, crashed into the front cars, which were blocked due to the accident, which happened two miles away. "Miracle" Thomas managed only minor cuts and scratches, thus remaining virtually unharmed. She said, “Jesus saved me. Because I prayed, I was not hurt. The guy who was in front of me was not lucky. If he had prayed, it would not have been so bad for him. Apparently, he did not pray. He should use his time more wisely.”