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 24.04.2016
I am a humanitarian and my husband is a programmer. A couple of years ago, he went to a professional conference and brought a T-shirt with her symbols. I've been fat since then and I don't fit in this shirt, and I sometimes wear it for gym training.

In general, I am engaged in this shirt, I do not pay attention to anyone, suddenly a young man approaches me with a burning look and begins to get acquainted with the words: "Oh, I see, we are soulmates!" Explained to the young man that he is not at the address, and now I think - maybe, to sell a T-shirt to some friend "in active search".
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