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 25.04.2016
The results of the survey under hypnosis of the 30s of the last century were disclosed.
It turns out that the surveyed claimed that he was abducted by aliens.
Under hypnosis, he said the following.
Aliens collect all possible information about Earth. But they are inconvenient by the almost complete incomprehensibility of inscriptions in medical cards. Aliens have claimed that in the entire galaxy there are no more unclear manuscripts than the doctors on Earth!
- so he was shown some type of "writing machine" after pressing its keys appeared an image on the "TV". And it was possible to print the written text on the "telegraphic apparatus".
The aliens said that they would soon give the earth’s people the technology to produce such machines. Let our doctors clearly make their recordings on "TV".

The patient after this hypnosis session was diagnosed with a psychiatric diagnosis and sent to the hospital.

And we now know thanks to whom computers have appeared in the world, including in doctors' offices!
Source: http://bash.im
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