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 27.04.2016
Costs – half
>>> costs half: he pays for services (the apartment in her possession), she buys food, household chemicals and other consumables

is curious. We, for example, the costs for utilities and for food and household chemicals are 1: 4, and even 1: 5. Has the girl owned a penthouse or from the food only pasta-nounem? Or do we eat too much?

Costs – half

Moisture, 1k from property, 2h prescribed
Water + water drainage (11 cubes + 11 cubes.and 565 R
Gas (normative, gas column) ~ 267 P
Temperature of 1150 R
Light (90 kW) ~ 350 R
Light one ~ 50 R
Contents of housing ~ 610 R
Repair fee ~ 250 R
The Internet - 450 R

Output: ~3692 / month per apartment.
If "it" 50%, then food_consumption_life.chemistry: 3692/30days=123 rubles per day.
Who is willing to eat for 123 rubles a day?
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