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 05.05.2016
Girl, what do you do?

- I, please, condoms for 20 kg (I didn't know what I gave at the time).

The woman looked at me with round, astonished eyes.

- Well, about this size, - I show my hands somewhere 35-40 centimeters.

There is no scene. I, in confusion, say to the astonished pharmacist:

If you don’t have them, take at least 18 kg.

He still cannot say a word. I thought that only a few small pampers remained.

- I don't need the little ones, he'll write there, so that it's not tight.

At this moment the gift of speech came back to the pharmacist, and she said:

All the condoms are on this window. and choose.

Then I realized exactly what I asked for...
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