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 09.05.2016
I sit in the bathroom and wash my hands. I suddenly hear – "Hey, you hear?" I understand, I hear, but how – is not clear. I start looking for the source of the sound, suddenly a replica to my address - "Let's go out". I start slowly putting the bricks off...Where’s the sound, your mother? And the sound is like a racy, and a mouth... Again - "Why are you standing, you dig something?"Bl*t, what shit is it? I look at the washing machine, and there the rubber tick from the radio gives me - "Comrade Major, let's go now!", "Zaya, why did you turn on the first channel on this shit?"! to
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