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 11.05.2016
Like many children, I was sent to my grandparents in the summer. There was little entertainment at the time, one of them, for example, runs into neighboring gardens (I now understand that someone else’s work needs to be appreciated, then I didn’t think about it).

Now the essence.

There was a bath in the back yard. Behind the bathroom there was a neighboring fence, and behind the fence... and behind the fence a small pebble in which we frequently visited with my brother. Just then, my brother and I decided to arrange another assault on the neighbor’s good, and when I crossed the fence in the direction of my territory, the boot slipped, and I hanged myself... Hanged on a cap... The brother was instructed to save me at all costs. Most of all, I was afraid to burn in theft of other people’s strawberries. My brother honestly tried to free me from captivity, but all his attempts were futile. The only solution was to call the parents.



Next story on behalf of parents.

“We sit down and eat soup, and I see Egorka running from the backyard alone. He enters the house with the words: "Aunt of Light, Uncle Seroj! There, Vadik hanged himself in the bathroom.

What was in the hands falls on the floor... Everyone runs to the place of suicide and sees the hanging.



Conditionally speaking, my brother saved me from obsession, but the submission of information at the time crumbled).
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