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 11.05.2016
On Saturday, the router died... Well, and Google with it, I think, until Monday we will sit without the internet, we will bring diversity to family life.
The little ones cheered, but nothing to do - pulled out the toys, began to have fun in the old way. I see - the guns found plastic, as if they were arranged in a battlefield. They are worn around the apartment with "piu-piu" and "peach-peach". I have even noticed that a generation is not lost.
Until now, one of them has fallen "injured" on the couch with a cry of "Doctor! The Doctor! I only have two HPs!and "
Hell there warrior... Just an off-line shooter.)
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