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 11.05.2016
Mom wrote today:
I tell you: runs through the courtyard, bending the back of a bunch of cats - six pieces. One of them is strangely jumping. I look at it and only after five seconds I realize that the dog is smaller than the same cats. Just wandered, as behind the back of the male bass is spread: "Anatoly! Anatoly, stay away from cats! I told you for a long time - you will not die by your death!"
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