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 13.05.2016
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>> On my SUV quite thick and strong power buffers (with certificates and marks in the PTS). 3 tons of steel with such pieces do not leave a chance for the jumpers. When I walk, it is not easy to cross the road. Because I know the difference between "I have a right" and "he must". <...>

1st My car is an ordinary mass sedan... with a loaded weight of 1.5 tons. At the same time, in general, a pedestrian can be enough and a bicycle with a full weight of ~80 kg, if the cyclist speeds up to car speeds.
2nd I am a beginner driver. I need about two seconds to react to the sudden change in the situation - this is said in auto schools, they write in explanations to the PDD, this is confirmed by the experience of many.

These two points lead to the fact that I always quote the statement: “After I was driving, I became much more careful crossing the road.”

I just want to live, strange as it may be.
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