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 13.05.2016
Straus: here, by the way, about the "kiss of the wire". Do you remember your knee?
Abuse of: AGA The hottest puppy in the area.
Straus: Yeah, he’s stuck a girl like that. She goes around the neighborhood, dressed in such a way that it is not clear whether to the beach or to dance. Well, Knee to her and shouted: girl, what is your name, can you meet? And that middle finger is like this: a whole wire, a fool. Knee answered: If I kiss you, can I kiss you? The girl shrugged, then sees that he is serious, and Kolyan is already in the squad, says, out, in the entrance of the distribution shield, any one to choose!
Straus: Generally speaking, he stumbled into the entrance, opened the shield: he says, thick with his finger. But in refusal, in hysteria: no, no, you’re going to die, should I sit down? Knee: Well then, I choose myself.
straus: pulls such a wire out of the shield and kisses him in the eyes of everyone. Everyone has round eyes. The knee throws the wire, closes the shield and says, “It’s all because I’ve got the shit!” They’re out, you see what a thick shoulder! The main thing is not to take the other wire and only touch it with the mouth!
Straus: In general, he beat everyone with his intelligence and went to accompany the girl.
straus: I then looked, he managed to pull out all the fiber optic provider wires :-)
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