to quote:
"We read the resume of the girl:

About myself: I have the skills:
calculation of the optimal amount of beer to sacrifice the admin in case of problems,
Communication with customers of all levels of sobriety and moral satisfaction;
warning the residents of the accounting office to tap only the necessary buttons the necessary number of times,
Intuitive understanding of what O/S wants (Windows, Linux), I can come to mutual understanding with that, if necessary.
high-quality interaction with any software in the presence of reference or Google, not very high-quality - in the absence,
to learn anything at any time when pronouncing the magical formula "to immediately".
Knowledge of English, Russian, Russian obscene, Russian very obscene and "a-it-yourself-language" orally and in writing, C/C++, CSS, HTML, JavaScript in writing.
I understand well the words "need", "immediately" and the expression "I said what?and "
I want food and money. Or at least just food."

I called as soon as I saw them. It was late ("

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Give me the phone. I marry her.