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 27.11.2008
Jakodzun: Fuck you, the atomic slander!
Jakodzun: How he squeezed the pipe is a song
Carry... Write...
Jakodzun: the boiler did not close, began to steal the Bulgarian
Jakodzun: Picture with oil:
Tsuko himself stands on his knees in a nikuyova hole in the shrimp position, his head under the shell, holds the Bulgarian with both the brokers, the spark is fucking, I fucking! tk. Protection is removed. This is a miracle without glasses. Here he finally sprinkled the pipe, from there the kaiaak sprinkled the boiling water directly into his face, he was very polite in 2-3 concise phrases and expressed his attitude to the closest relatives of the pipe, the valve and the boiling water.
Jakodzun: But the pissing of the scuco continues! Here, the water falls on the body of the Bulgarian woman, and when it jumps, it kneels in the meadow, it immediately begins to get rid of electricity!
Jakodzun: But here I was proud of our tearers, this one probably came from Chlenyabinsk himself, or there are relatives there.
Jakodzun: Knows the spark with boiling water half loud, the spark fucking, and he drinks!!! Well, it’s all under the accompaniment: "Oh shit!", "Yob your mother!!", "Ebanrot" and so on.
I’m going through the Bulgarian roar:
Close the water!! to
He said, “It is closed. It is residual!
Jakodzun: Nihuaja residual, until the opposite wall clings!
Jakodzun: then realized that really something was wrong, postponed the Bulgarian began to close the valve, after which deeply thoughtfully said: - Yes, really not closed!
I was fucking crying...
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