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 18.05.2016
20350 is delightful when it happens with a preliminary tasty pull-in of air...and then it sounds like haaaaptfuou when this gamadryl does it RIGHT THROUGH MY BACK! I still can't decide what I want more at such moments: to turn around and silently, or to ask the nearest neighbor to assess my back for the absence of traces of saliva retention of this passing primate.

Hockey on the subject:
Keep this traveler -
I swear, put it right away.
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