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 18.05.2016
I was walking and met in the courtyard of a friend and he told me that the Roma in the market fell money when they ran away from someone, and he raised. There were 2 hundred and 1 five (was 1987 year). For five rubles we so hugged with sweets and drank a lemonade that I thought we would crack. Then they decided to stop spending on all the nonsense and went to the radio electronics store. There on the showcase saw a calculator (at the time a novelty, bills were used everywhere) for 87p50cop. I thought it would be great at school. We went to the box and asked to break us 2 calculators. The seller's eyes had 5 copies, she took the money and said that you don't come without your parents. I became upset and a friend retreated to the street. In the end, the saleswoman said: well, go, can you contact the calculator, - and took me over the shelf to the support room, and then closed there and called the police. I knocked like a beast at the door and screamed. Then came the local and asked about everything, I gave everything as is "the Gypsies lost a friend found and so on." He took me home and in the evening I learned that my friend had taken the money from my parents. We did not communicate with him anymore. Stealing from parents and lying to friends is low, for which you could put a star of October on the table.
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