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 18.05.2016
Sometimes on a sunny day, walking with a girlfriend without purpose on the street, we struggled to go to the cinema. They passed by the cinema, the session began literally in a minute. We quickly bought tickets, but we were already entering the dark hall. Cassirche said that people are very few, sit wherever you want. Well, imagine, suddenly entering the darkness after the bright sun, we naturally walked on half-clogged legs bending along the rows, deciding where to wrap. The picture on the screen was, as usual, dark and we could see absolutely nothing. So they went, taking their hands.

With a blind handshake, they agreed to wrap in the ranks, reached the middle and pleased splashed. They jumped out immediately. It was in someone’s hands. At this point, the picture on the screen shone, the whole hall shone in light and we saw that these were the only two seats occupied in the whole hall.



We haven’t seen the movie, they and I. And they were more funny, they saw all our blind movements in the hall.
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