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 23.05.2016
Life is full of opportunities for lifehack: mismatches in the laws and unforeseen opportunities allow you to bypass stupid prohibitions and restrictions.
I wanted to make a site with a description of interesting ways, and then remembered the joke about the engineer and the guillotine:

The guillotine executes the thief and the murderer. Drill for the rope - the knife does not fall.
God gives us a sign to have mercy on this man. and free!
Guilty pedophile rapist executed. Drill for the rope - the knife does not fall.
God gives us a sign to have mercy on this man. and free!
The guillotine of an engineer. Drill for the rope - the knife does not fall.
The Lord...
Stand on! I think I realized it was broken!

I’m not going to fix...
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