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 25.05.2016
Recently a friend told a funny story - he works with natural stone (marble, granite, travertine, onyx, semi-precious) his company is engaged in the production of products from this stone (tile, panel, windows, steps, fireplaces, etc.).



In general, he sits somehow in the pavilion at the exhibition - comes a lady of 35 years all hanged with gold, in the hand iPhone 6s+ etc. She ordered a fireplace made of Italian onyx (in total, about 2 lam) and 40 square tiles of 600x300 from Brazilian blue marble (17 tir per m2 slabe). The sum resulted in all about 4.5 million together with delivery and installation (chamines + tiles).



In general, she paid for everything, the products were manufactured - they are going to install (a friend is going as a senior - to control what they would not have spent and well to lead).



While I was saying I thought they would come to an elite house now, well, or at least business class - there is an elegant elite apartment, expensive cars in the yard - generally like a museum.



The result: they come to the usual five-story building without an elevator 70 years of construction in Yuvao. They dragged the material into the apartment on the 5th floor by the stairs.



The elite apartment turned out to be an ordinary twin of 40 square meters in a terrible condition, which together with the furniture stands like a fireplace and tiles in this lady. But what is not our business - our business as a friend said to do the work and remove it.



And everything would not be so interesting if there was not one fun fact - the hostess in the conversation whispered that she recently lost her inheritance from her grandmother in the form of a trio in the center which she sold because she can not live in a grandmother's apartment - with a black aura. And then she decided to finally do the repair at home, or it would be time, in front of the neighbors ashamed. Now the car is choosing for the remainder of money - asked which is better Mazda, Ford, Mercedes or Infiniti...
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