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 26.05.2016
I went through the annual quest "in search of jeans for summer". The figure is not that ah, but the hips are still wider than the waist, as it has been believed since the days of the Paleolithic Venus.
Well, good sellers offered a hundred models of jeans, which have a noticeable expansion from the hips to the belt, and in fifty of them the leg does not climb into the pants, although my size is indicated.
And finally offered jeans of a pleasant color "coffee with milk", folded, perfectly seated on the figure. The men.
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