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 30.05.2016
The issue of cleaning. I remember two of my fellow servants sitting down and condemning their acquaintances.
The first: - I came to a friend at a visit, while she was cooking something in the kitchen, I picked up the carpet at her in the room, and there is dust!
The second: - And I was here at the snail, I feel the urine smells (there was a baby-splash), I looked for it, I moved the desk away - it definitely smells! Under the toilet she is dirty.
Would you see me (with a family of 4 people) rushing around the apartment before a second lady’s accidental visit! There are no spots on the plate? Under the toilet? The carpet no longer started to lift, I decided - fig with it!
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