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 30.05.2016
Today I was stuck in a small elevator with two very fat men. I didn’t want to go with them at all, but I was literally pushed into the cabin by these rushers.I’m small, scary and uncomfortable, one generally crumbling, dropped the keys and squeezed, because there is no space to bend and get them.

Called the dispatcher. We wait. We wait. Wait... Fuck... what a shit! Desperately smells after, cruel male perfume and garbage from a bag of dumb man. I get sick... The first fat man from a huge bag of food got a bottle of water: “Well, drink... don’t be upset, don’t be afraid. The stumbling stumbled on his suitcase with garbage - "and here and on the fourth stumbling che..."
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