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 31.05.2016
The child broke the glasses, bought new ones from the boxer in the electric car, did not fade over the style, only to see. I went out with my husband for a walk in the evening, he decided to criticize them.
(M) You do not get this form of repair.
(I) UGU, there will be time - I will order new ones.
(M) You don’t get that shape at all, you look like them... like Krupska, here.
(I) UGU... (I won’t argue why to spoil the mood)
The dispute went out of itself.
We walk past the sport club, the guys in kimono are seen in the window.
Who is the coach today?
(I) – Something coach doesn’t see at all... – I get closer to the window. The coach rises from the floor, who appears to have been well applied, the eyes are opened, the mouth is cut, the hair is torn.
(I) – Oh, Vova, it seemed to have failed to fall, something he looked so frightened, as if he had seen his grandmother ghost.
M is here! I told you that in these glasses you can scare anyone.

He runs faster than me... luckily.
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