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 01.06.2016
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HH: You will see him. Send it.
WOW: He doesn’t talk to me.
Sanya too. So both fall out. Take it yourself.
HH: What happened then?
They won a box of whiskey.
XHH: And what?
Oh no no no! We once folded. We stayed overnight on the island. The camp was destroyed, the bowl is prepared. Here three girls sail to us and ask neighbors to sleep. I am sitting behind the doorstep. I cannot see, I cannot hear.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WOW: These two saw the most beautiful one, and make plans to build on it. And I listened, listened, and then bet with them on the box that I would not even move my finger and she would lie with me.
I realized that you won. And how?
Yes, it was a female.
Q: Is it your ex?
WOW : Well.
This is what you are ? ? ? ? ?
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