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 02.06.2016
I have a married girlfriend, let’s call her Catherine. In April, Catherine and her husband went to Thailand and visited the XX show, yes, on the very place where the girls from their genitals in the spectators bullets, and such a admired, enchanted and at the same time concentrated look of her husband Catherine had never experienced on herself, she wanted to experience it on herself.



Upon arrival in her hometown, our Catherine firmly decided to her goal, read a lot of literature and came to the conclusion that first the muscles need to be trained, bought two metal balls in an intimate store, moved into herself, trained all day without regretting herself, then switching to housework. By the evening she went to meet the faithful from work, on the way looking with him into the store, walking along the shelves, Catherine sneezed and heard the sound of forgotten balls that fell and turned to the feet of her husband.
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