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 02.06.2016
The driver said from work:
I drove on a sunny and pleasant day along the road along the park, a duck passed straight along the road with a leash. Of the 10 cockroaches, 7 quickly jumped on the border and behind the mommy, and three failed. Well, our hero decided to help, the mood is good. He stood up on the side of the accident... the first quickly caught up and flew in the direction of the duck, the second had to be chased for three minutes, but he was also transported in the right direction. But the third decided to run, fast, rapidly stepping, until after 5 minutes on the way encountered a hole, into which he safely slipped. On the road already gathered a crowd of men, who caught the small, the whole crowd opened a lounge half-filled with stinking liquid. Our driver, holding behind the stairs, began to catch the runner, but a small-sized: water - it means you can dive... When after half an hour a team of volunteer rescuers caught a dirty ugly bird, only the mother who was drowning nearby did not let the small one be stifled))))
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