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 06.06.2016
We agreed that the girl from my daughter’s garden (3 years old) will come to visit us (they recently moved and now live next to us).
Tomorrow your girlfriend will come.
She is not my girlfriend!
I: So bring your girlfriend?
Please bring me a pizza.

It does not seem to be a friendship.)
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