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 09.06.2016
When I was 16, I lived with my brother 2 years younger, my mother and grandmother. The home phone was not in the entrance at the time, the door was always open.

At about 11 a.m., we drank tea and went to bed, and suddenly a bell came to our door.

I ask who is silent. There is no one in the eye. We don’t open the door because there are few people.

Repeat after 10 minutes. For the fourth time we have armed whoever can, standing at the door, like the Trojan at the gate of Troy, and his mothers. My mother doesn’t let me go, she’s scared. I’m already starting to tap him in the ears to respond – silence.

The sixth time my mother called the police. They come, we explain everything, they scratch the surroundings - no one. As soon as they left, just got out of the entrance down, another ringing is heard, we scream from the balcony that “Here is he, catch him!One of them runs to the upper floors: and again no one. The chief police officer stood up at our door to fill out the protocol. It took about 10 minutes to suddenly call again. The door was open, no one could call. As it turned out, this doorbell was programmed so that when the battery was out, it would ring every 10 minutes. That’s how the Chinese who did it made us afraid of the imaginary killer maniac)))
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