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 11.06.2016
Look at pictures of cakes. The picture is a cake in the form of a large cozy bed, on which under the blanket a bear.
Marfa: fucking what are the cakes))
Kir: just have to replace the mouse with the aunt.
Kir: with titles
Marfa: with a false imitator in your hand?
I’m going to celebrate divorce with this cake.
Kir: then by the falloymitator in each hand must)
Tagged: fucking
Marfa: I remembered the man of the knife hand.
Marfa: and introduced the human hands-phalloimitators
Kir: the perfect lover))
Marfa: Yes, not bad
Kir: they should not be the same, but all 10 different.
Kir: for all occasions of life in any mood
Marfa: removable fittings
Marfa: if necessary, the member can be fixed, attach the drill...
He is not an ideal lover anymore.
The Ideal Husband
Marfa: the new meaning of the expression "for all hands master"
Source: http://bash.im
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