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 17.06.2016
I go, I do not disturb. The magic stick. I am staying, ala-ulu, with a pleasant sight, a haishnik is coming to me.
Hello, please have your papers.
I: And you are who? Why do you ask? Imagine, please – (I’m kind of smart)
G: What do you think I am?
I: Well, I don’t know...
G: Why did you stop here now?
I: So you asked for it.
G: Right, so if I asked you to rest, and you did, then who am I?
I wanted to say something like “Huy in the coat,” but I said, “I give up.” You are probably a hooker?
G is no.
I am :?! to
I am Captain Ivanov. A special battalion of this kind. Your documents please.
I give documents. They are OK. Drink as usual.
I decided to "smart" to the end: Yes.
Now the hoist does "?And let’s breathe!
I breathe, the device shows nothing (I actually did not drink anything)
Q: Are you scorned?
I: No, I actually drank an hour ago.
G : What?
I: Well the beer...
and pause. Haishnik: What is it?
I am nonalcoholic.
and pause. Tagged with: ELI?
Now I do "?!" What is it?! to
G: I go...
and pause. I: Well it is El.
G: Well, what, right I take from you, I will now issue a receipt, pay within...
I: For what?
G: So you eat it. As you should know, since June, drivers are prohibited from eating.
He is smiling, the fool.
A large pause. I have smoked?
Haishnik smiling: Okay, ride - and extends the documents.
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