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 17.06.2016
"I want to film in New York", VKontakte

Hello, my name is Stasiq, I am 8 years old (after the second dozen), I love singing (when nobody hears) and dancing (when nobody sees). I live in St. Petersburg.

I am a very talented boy: I can play the piano "Have my grandmother lived with two cheerful goats" (one finger of any hand or leg) or I. Kriger’s menuit (two hands but with mistakes), as well as the first 12 notes of E. Dogi’s waltz from k/f "My affectionate and gentle beast",... I love to draw, especially rectangular coordinate systems, spheres and various highly artistic abstractions of the type of "Kaliak-malak". I still like to read, my favorite books - works of G. Wells, and "Paint yourself" of various authors.

When I was 8 years old (without any dozens) I was engaged in acrobatics. When I was doing salto, I never landed on my feet, but it was fun to jump on the trampoline. Athletics, unfortunately, have been cancelled, and I have never received the title of C.M.S., or even the grade. But at the age of 15, he broke a brick with his naked hand in his grandfather's yard until he saw it.

My mom told me I needed to go to the cinema. Dad doesn’t say anything, he’s watching a movie. He would have seen me in "Jerusalem"!
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