I live with a girl. If I don’t do something (I don’t fix the same socket) she is constantly threatening to call a specialist to do everything. It scares me, and I fix everything right away. Probably once looked at a German porn-type - the sanitary will come. :)
And a joke for breakfast. Wife-husband: the rosette is sparkling, fix it. Am I an electrician? The door corrected. Am I a carpenter? And one night my husband comes and everything is fixed. He asks his wife – she says she invited the neighbor, he did everything. How was calculated? And he said, either sing, or let’s fuck. And you? Am I a singer?