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 27.06.2016
Talk about cowards and Hanze morality.
I went swimming on a natural beach on one of the suburban reservoirs. Away from the crowd’s thickness into the woods, I found a place where, far from curious eyes, the starving were concentrated. Since I was not at all against not washing my swimsuits and not drying them afterwards, I joined.
And suddenly the phenomenon - along the shore MEEEDLENNO sails a motor boat with the inscription "Police" and in the megaphone broadcasts: "Citizens resting! You are in the Russian Federation. Get dressed right away!" Following them, the horseback police walked along the shore and someone (who did not wear clothes) was even raided and conveyed into a bag, standing in the nearest place, where you could pass.
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