4 soldiers and a flag were sent to work outside the territory of the military unit. After the works ended, the flag built the fighters and considered: Once, Two, Three, Four. We were five. Where is the fifth? Looking for the fifth. Give up. It takes 10 minutes. Again the construction, the same story, the team “Remove. Looking for the fifth.” After the third construction, one fighter says, Comrade, let me count, and you get in order. He thinks, “Once, two, three, four, and showing yourself – FIVE. The flag approaches this fighter, hangs his head and says, “Yes, we’ve been looking for you, shit, for half an hour!