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 28.06.2016
Black high socks in scarring, living with you not the first year, with an extended silky heels and in heels - throw out or leave until winter, if you have gentle feelings for them. Plastic shells and Vietnamese - only on the beach and in the pool.
Beach shorts in Hawaiian color, which are an alternative to sweaters, and purely sporty copies are used in appropriate conditions.

A combination of these three points is never allowed!

Now we buy minimalist leather sandals in the classic style. It is thin (!) uniform smooth socks 3-4 fingers above the bone. Ideally, they are not black, but colored (dark blue, brown, brown, grey) given that they will be covered with dust in the city for a day. With these records, the socks are changed daily and checked for traction and holes. And we buy straight-cut shorts, without a bunch of pockets, smoothies and other things, made of cotton, linen or jeans. Such shorts easily turn into old pants with wiped pants, which a caring wife / mother seeks you on the palm above the middle of the knee.

See also "Friends" You have already borrowed your dress codes.
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