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 29.06.2016
One company renewed the staff and hired a new CEO. The new boss was firmly determined to get rid of all the hollowers and scatterers.

Once in the hall, he noticed a guy who leaned to the wall and lazyly forged a light bulb in his teeth. There were other employees in the room, and the new director decided to arrange an indicative dismissal.

He strictly asked the man:

“How much do you earn a week? »

The guy looked at the director and said, “I’m earning $400 a week. »

The director said to me, “Wait here.”

He went to his office and returned in a few minutes with the money in his hand.

After giving the guy $1,600, he strictly stated, “Here’s your payment for 4 weeks. Now get out of here and never come back again! »

Satisfied with his deed, the director-general looked at the hall and asked a loud question:

"Can anyone tell me what this fool was doing here? »

A voice from the depths of the room replied:

“Of course, it was a guy from the pizza delivery service, he was just waiting to be paid! »
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